Fuck Fight

A 2 sided rape. When both parties fight for the dominate sex position.

Jim: I want to be on top!!
Kelly: No, I want to be on top!!
Jim: FUCK FIGHT!!!

by xzybit April 25, 2008

flappy fight

When two gay guys sword fight with their penises.

“Me and bill had a flappy fight yesterday”

“Ur so Fucking gay”

by Aurjdj October 30, 2017

bro fight

fighting a buddy with less aggression than real fights. usually planned and recorded on websites. most of the time, headshots are disallowed

Alexie: yo dude i had a bad day, i need to blow some steam

Erik: wanna bro fight?

Alexie: sure my house later on

by oilfan93 May 28, 2009

dog fighting

the act of pitting two dogs against each other in a desperate struggle for retard fueled dominance

person 1: yo did you see that dog fighting

Person 2: ya man i heard that was michael vicks pit

by yayerrr June 2, 2010

Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010

granny fight

A fight over something so ridiculously stupid that it might as well be a fight between two old women whacking each other with their purses. Granny fights are not gender specific, and most often tend to happen between teenage heterosexual couples, or more often adult gay men. The term, however, is universal.

Robert and his boyfriend had a granny fight over Robert leaving the seat up.

Matt and Meg had a granny fight about Meg stealing all the covers.

Brian and Allen had a granny fight over which game console is better.

by Cobra Lambent April 25, 2010

Fight Hangover

The feeling one gets in the aftermath of a fight with one's partner. This is most often witnessed the morning after a marathon argument that lasts into the next day.

Jane totally has fight hangover. Her and her boyfriend argued all night. She looks like hell.

by BlackCat33 March 1, 2010