EVAN

a litte boy with large pepperonis who will have be a successful SMALL BUSINESS OWNER of his ICE CREAM STORE

i WISH I WAS A SMALL BUSINESS OWNER LIKE EVAN

by EVAN ICE CREAM April 25, 2017

Evan

Evan is a beautiful, kind, and sexy ginger. He knows who to make you feel happy and loved. Also he is the GAYEST human being in the world.

OMGGGG EVAN IS SOOOOO GAYYY FOR CONNOR!

by AliceForRealsOMGA February 22, 2018

Evan

Evan is an amazing person. He is everything you want in a friend (or boyfriend to be honest). He is always there for you no matter what. Evan always knows how to make you smile. He's kind, charming, funny, and just a great guy. He is always a great listener and is there for you. He listens to every rant and doesn't judge you no matter how insane you know you sound. He won't ever make fun of you or tell someone something you asked him not to talk about. Evan is one of the most trustworthy guys ever. He won't break promises no matter what. He will always be there to make you smile. When ever you are sad, he will step up and try to help. He is just an amazing well rounded and smart person that everyone would like to be friends with.

Girl: Evan is great and is always there for me.
Other Girl: I wish i had an Evan in my life

by shot.through.the.heart.;) September 20, 2019

Evan

Evan is a ugly ass nigga who has no life at all and is always taken for granted he is the most horrifying person you can look at I swear if you look at him you will die fam if you know this specific Evan befriend him and run away fam

Jeff: Hey you know Evan

Ryan: Yea that ugly ass nigga, I almost died looking at him

Jeff: Honestly he worthless and ugly asf and can't get a girl

by XaddyFact November 5, 2017

Evan

Way cooler than anyone named stryker

Wow evans cooler than stryker

by Yoauntsdad November 26, 2019

an evan

a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.

just use 'an evan' as an insult basically

by guy#3 October 31, 2023

Evan

A stuck up prick who acts if he loves u but never sees u

“Have you seen séan yet “ ...no

“Ugh he’s being such an evan “

by That random one May 13, 2018