aunt ermer

refers to pms but can be said about anyone (including males) being unusually grumpy or moody.

Is aunt Ermer visiting?

Whats wrong with steven?
Maybe Aunt Ermer is visiting

by Emma Rycraft December 5, 2007

Near-Crotch Experience

The instance where your face comes dangerously close to contact with a person's junk. It may be clothed, or unclothed, but either way, it is still potentially scarring.

Guy 1: "Dude, did I tell you about my near-crotch experience?"

Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."

Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."

Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"

Girls 1: "That guy from my class."

Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."

by HulgaviHomeland November 8, 2011

out of water experience

When you take a poop so big that part of it sticks out of the toilet water.

Man last night I had the deluxe cheese fries and had an out of water experience. The fabreeze didn't stand a chance.

by Jahms Snow March 1, 2015

last emperor

a philidelphia based rapper, "Some cats might say Jay-Z or Last Emperor" - Mos Def on the greatest emcee of all time.

Absolutely legendary, no doubt about it, spits life as he see's it, doesn't talk bullshit about guns and violence.

Made the legendary song Secret Wars Part 1.

Check it out.
iC
NB: also a great film by Bernardo Bertolucci.

Last emp, vocabulary dropper, my rap book, magic like harry potter
rough rider much like a physichan, im kickin magic spells and
put the females in position
and when they ask you what my rapping is under
tell em to use words like magic and wonder
tell em to use words like passion and hunger
tell em i got an album that'll crack for the summer
and when it hits, the pitch at a certain rate
gotta admit i dont spit i regurgitate
over beats that'll increase the verbal murder rate
beats that'll make you dislocate your vertebrae
the ground shakes when i hear the drum
hear i come
tell em where im from
I'm from west philidelphia, translevania
body slamming rappers like wrestlemania
rockin ya stadium im out on tour
turn it out when the emp is in the house i roar
down at the record store
who they checkin for
y'all better hit the floor
all hail the emperor

by Ian March 31, 2005

Goodwill experience

When you see something at the ticketed price that is pretty cheap already but when you go to the register and you see the price is LOWER, that is a Goodwill experience.

So, I went to Old Navy and wanted to buy these flip flops on sale for $8.99 but when I got to the register they were only $4.92! That's the Goodwill experience!

by cclassics July 29, 2009

near death experience

a vibe check from god

Bro 1: I almost drowned under a floaty yesterday lmao
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!

by sawft April 14, 2020

Out of body experience

An out-of-body experience (OBE or sometimes OOBE) is an experience that typically involves a feeling of floating outside one's body and, in some cases, the feeling of perceiving one's physical body as if from a place outside one's body (autoscopy).

A out of body experience is a person who is dead or going to die

by Dr Mac Sigma November 24, 2016