Possibly the biggest man on the face of the Earth. Although that would be an irrelevant mention as he dwarfs the Earth several hundred thousands of times over. Don't even begin to mention a diet in front of this man as he may become aggressive. Hide the women and CHILDREN.
by Psychotic68 February 21, 2024

Really kind guy, maybe a little quiet but is a good dude. Very good friends and you'll be lucky to meet one
by Jdjfjehdjdn September 30, 2020

by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022

Last night's NYE party was a gas. I had a couple bowls of Taco Soup and this six decided to take me on a closet and started to go to town on my sac. I was so excited I gave her the Earl Grey Duster!
by Slapper Al December 31, 2024

A very accomplished male
Disciplined,hardworking and organized.intelligent,funny and down to earth.Earls are dependable and are willing to help those in need.They have a radiant smile and deep mentality.Earls are faithful to their mates and are loyal to their parents and siblings.Family is a very important and meaningful situation to them .They are a blessing from God.
Disciplined,hardworking and organized.intelligent,funny and down to earth.Earls are dependable and are willing to help those in need.They have a radiant smile and deep mentality.Earls are faithful to their mates and are loyal to their parents and siblings.Family is a very important and meaningful situation to them .They are a blessing from God.
by Katty Klaws April 13, 2022

Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.
by fambamthankyoumam November 23, 2021

Earl be earling when he asked if his wife tried turning on and off again when she requested his help with a technology issue.
by KayAngelic June 9, 2024
