A menial, or artificial situation deemed to be of the highest importance, typically by a superior/higher staff level.
Sometimes used as a distraction from what could be a real emergency situation.
Sometimes used as a distraction from what could be a real emergency situation.
The CFO's screams for her reserved parking space is an imaginary emergency (IE).
Sadam Hussein is an immediate threat (aka "imaginary emergency") to the security of all Americans!
Sadam Hussein is an immediate threat (aka "imaginary emergency") to the security of all Americans!
by Softhand July 20, 2008
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See Latreasa L. Goodman of Fort Pierce, Florida after her meltdown in a McDonalds and the subsequent telephone calls to 911.
See Latreasa L. Goodman of Fort Pierce, Florida after her meltdown in a McDonalds and the subsequent telephone calls to 911.
by Wangdang March 3, 2009
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by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022
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The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.
The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.
Meanwhile at Dr Evil’s ad agency.
“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”
“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”
“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”
“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”
by Option 22 February 5, 2020
Get the Climate Emergency mug.A "girl emergency" is a declaration that may suspend some normal functions of the lady in question, alert those coming in contact with said girl to change their normal behaviours, or order agencies to implement emergency preparedness plans.
It can also be used as a rationale for refusing to take the girl in question seriously, even if she guarantees she is behaving rationally. Such declarations usually come during a time of natural or man-made disaster (for example: crushes), or following a declaration of girl-war.
Related: menstrual cycle.
It can also be used as a rationale for refusing to take the girl in question seriously, even if she guarantees she is behaving rationally. Such declarations usually come during a time of natural or man-made disaster (for example: crushes), or following a declaration of girl-war.
Related: menstrual cycle.
Friend: GIRL EMERGENCY. That'll be the name of the young adult novel written about your life.
me: is this some sort of urban dictionary term of which i'm not aware? Because it probably means pregnancy.
Friend: nope. Not that I know of, anyways. Just the whole: BLUSHING AROUND GUYS! AND MY CLOTHES ARE ALLLL WROOOONG
me: is this some sort of urban dictionary term of which i'm not aware? Because it probably means pregnancy.
Friend: nope. Not that I know of, anyways. Just the whole: BLUSHING AROUND GUYS! AND MY CLOTHES ARE ALLLL WROOOONG
by profoundlypaige December 14, 2011
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Rick: i didn't want to let you know but, I have no master kush
or headband
Bob: we'll just smoke some white widow, green crack or granddaddy purple , or blue dream
Rick: no you don't understand there is nothing, no
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Bob: oh my god! nobody could have imagined such a
crisis what a catastrophe!!!
it is a medical emergency!!!!
p.s. medical emergency! is never seen without exclamatory marks, remarks, or headshaking sympathy for the victims of this heinous plight.
Rick: i didn't want to let you know but, I have no master kush
or headband
Bob: we'll just smoke some white widow, green crack or granddaddy purple , or blue dream
Rick: no you don't understand there is nothing, no
platinumorbubba kushnoOG kusheither, not a g of northern lightsAK-47white rhino
orrussian not a joint ofpineapple expressbannana kush orsour diesel not a crumb oflebanese hashcheese kief or drop ofhoney oil not a roach offloeuphoriastargazermazarcindy99LA confidentialalaskan thunderfuckhawaiian blue sativaromulanbarney.....
Bob: oh my god! nobody could have imagined such a
crisis what a catastrophe!!!
it is a medical emergency!!!!
p.s. medical emergency! is never seen without exclamatory marks, remarks, or headshaking sympathy for the victims of this heinous plight.
by tetrahydroC September 9, 2011
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