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Egyptian Crabnarkel

The act of shaving a woman's pubic hair with your front teeth
"I didn't need to floss last night because I had some Egyptian Crabnarkel before bed"
by CaptainDoom January 26, 2010
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Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart
The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding
by The great ud author September 3, 2025
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egyptian goose

when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact
Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.
by bozotexano39 August 22, 2021
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The Leaping Egyptian

When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).
daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.
by bigpoppapussy July 7, 2010
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Egyptian Blumpkin

The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed
James just got the best Egyptian blumpkin ive seen. Did you see the shots? Insane
by Sharl Kakur November 20, 2021
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Egyptian Sex Pyramid

Three, Twenty, thirty-five, doesn't matter. With the Egyptian Sex Pyramid, you can have the greatest triangle orgy of all times.
by FAYGO_IZ_LIFE January 31, 2019
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Egyptian Hallway

A bait and switch, by tricking a person into believing you are going to complete one action to them, and then subsequently ignoring that action and completing another that is completely absurd and/or unrelated.
Her pretending to pull me into a broom closet but then actually sending me to an ancient stairwell was a complete Egyptian Hallway.
by anonymous March 6, 2023
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