Earl

A gay retard that will steal your ham sandwich

God damnit Earl! You stole my sandwich, retard!!

by Hgfffffffffff February 08, 2020

Earl

A guy that is smart but very dumb and stays on the game all day.

Wow earl is not good

by Oofermobile April 14, 2019

Earl

verb: To kill an abuser

Who do we need to Earl?

by ibrake February 07, 2023

earl

A person with large dick

omg its earl i hear he has a massive pp

by mike lee torres March 14, 2022

Earl

Earl is the coolest and nicest person ever. He makes people very happy he's good at basketball. He's very funny and ammazing in general. Being his friend will bring you happiness.

David: Im gay for Earl.

by i_is_me April 24, 2018

Earl

The friend of the group who reminds everyone of the weird uncle. Either shows up really late or really early. Always has a new Parisian/Canadian linky link. Strange obsession with Chipotle. Dresses like a cigarette mom.

Did u see Earl’s new Gucci necklace?
Yeah, it’s real greasy.

by Laney836473$ June 01, 2022

Earl

A hood slang used in DC as if someone threw up

Aye bruh Earlier I had to earl cause my stomach was hurting

by IGjugginn.a July 25, 2018