duner
n. Bewildered druggie who thinks that the empty desert, and the wrinkled folk stuck living there, hold the answers to all life’s mysteries.
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Old one! I beseech you, reveal to me. the secrets of the mesquite.
Another God-forsaken duner! If I knew [life’s secrets would I and my kidneys be shriveled from chronic dehydration in this admittedly gorgeous slot canyon?
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