drunken mess

when your very drunk and is mess to everyone

Fozzy is a drunken mess

by reallygoodlookingman1 May 16, 2022

drunken pile

A body of at least 10 extremely drunken people passed out on top of each other or around each other forming a human pile or a group.

He got so drunk last night, he got in a drunken pile

by MLGPugMaster January 13, 2017

drunken yobs

Drunken yobs meaning young people drunk on an old mans drive/path/road trying to see what is happening but then gets filmed by the old man and put on Facebook.

Old man:"Another bunch of Drunken yobs on berry hill again"

Young people: "fuck off , it's illegal to film minors"

by Yutes June 25, 2017

Drunken Hawk

When you or someone else gives blowjob (Hawk Tuah) under the influence of alcohol

She was drunk as fuck at the club and gave a drunken hawk to one guy in restroom

by Cheeky breeky 285 May 10, 2025

drunken tarzan

Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.

Watching Bob get a drunken tarzan was the longest 2 minutes of my life.

by BeerdedWonder July 5, 2018

drunken sleep

When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night

Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call

by blupopscl July 23, 2016

drunken jiberish

Sloppy drunk talk that only makes sense to a drunk person but not to a sober person.

The two brothers were really drunk and talking drunken jiberish. Nobody had any idea what they were saying or laughing about.

by jimmybomm July 14, 2022