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utah drivers

A disastrous combination of distracted parents, confused country folk, overly cautious grandparents, and sexually repressed teenagers.
Typical Utah drivers:

People from Morgan County driving to Ogden and being confused by left-turn arrows at intersections.

A mother trying to control her 7 kids while navigating a car the size of a bus to the grocery store.

An old person driving 15mph through a school zone…at night…on a Saturday…

A boy driving a truck sees a girl walking on the sidewalk. The sight of a female without her parents around causes all his blood to move from his head to that dark dirty place his mother told him not to touch until he's married.
by I grew up here December 5, 2013
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peugeot driver

A person that owns a Peugeot made after 1997 generally a bit of a fuckwit. These people are often bad drivers that cause a lot of issues on the roads of the UK.

Other Definitions may include a shit driver. someone lacking of driver experience.
Jeff. Hey John I bought a Peugeot 207

John. Oh bollocks mate your going to turn into a right Peugeot driver
Jeff cries every time......
by Donald The Dumper April 16, 2017
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to drive stick (verb)

His car keeps stalling because he doesn't know how to drive stick
by e_rowdy November 17, 2003
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Sunday drivers

1. Uselessly slow drivers
2. Loyal or devout McKevitt Trucking drivers
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
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drive by braille

Dude! Pick a line! You're driving by braille!
by yummybubbles December 21, 2004
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Driver's Tan

When one arm/side of your body is noticeably tanner than the other due to more exposure to the sun on that side while driving.
On my commute to work, my left arm is always in the bright sun while my right arm never feels its rays! I'm really starting to get a bad Driver's Tan.
by annie.f June 9, 2010
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drive-by shooting

A drive-by shooting (or drive-by for short) is a personal attack carried out by an individual or individuals from a moving or momentarily stopped vehicle. It often results in the shooting of innocent bystanders because the objective is to overwhelm the target by a sudden, massive amount of firepower without attention to accuracy. Usually happens in Detroit.
"Man, did you see that guy and his lady get lit up in Detroit when they were in the wrong neighborhood?"
"Ya, man. That was a serious drive-by shooting."
by Properspesh February 7, 2008
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