An affliction in individuals over age 60 that causes them to be unable to stop telling stories about "the good old days"
possibly a hereditary condition
possibly a hereditary condition
When I turn 60 I'm sure I'll be boring everyone talking about my high school days because old timer's disease runs in my family.
by Chuky Wun March 15, 2017
Get the old timer's disease mug.A neurological condition in which a patient suffers sporadic outbursts of anger starting in one's middle age.
Sufferers are known to be calm throughout their lives and never get angry until some time in their 40s thru 60s. This all ends with an outburst of verbal anger, typically directed against those known to the patient, in which victims feel threatened.
After first outburst, a few years will typically pass until the next outburst. Intervals between outbursts will divide in half from then on, until patient becomes unmanageable and must be institutionalized.
There is no known cure or treatment for this condition.
Not inherited, but occurs in white and black people, mostly those of Slavic, Mediterranean, and African descent, and never in Asians or Native Americans.
Sufferers are known to be calm throughout their lives and never get angry until some time in their 40s thru 60s. This all ends with an outburst of verbal anger, typically directed against those known to the patient, in which victims feel threatened.
After first outburst, a few years will typically pass until the next outburst. Intervals between outbursts will divide in half from then on, until patient becomes unmanageable and must be institutionalized.
There is no known cure or treatment for this condition.
Not inherited, but occurs in white and black people, mostly those of Slavic, Mediterranean, and African descent, and never in Asians or Native Americans.
by Bed time June 23, 2010
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If someone is acting really stupid or crazy, they need their medication increased to calm them down or make them more at ease. Can also be use to describe a person who is acting stupid or silly.
Can also be :Up Your Dosage, Up Their Dosage, Up Her Dosage, Etc.
Can also be :Up Your Dosage, Up Their Dosage, Up Her Dosage, Etc.
Joe:"Wow, He is acting really wild."
Sam:"Yeah, I guess they need to up his dosage. Keep him calm, or something."
Joe:"Get him some Prozac."
Sam:"Yeah, I guess they need to up his dosage. Keep him calm, or something."
Joe:"Get him some Prozac."
by Scott Iorillo March 16, 2007
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Get the bunk dose mug.A disease caught by listening to massive amounts of generic metalcore music. The symptoms can be: excessive hair growth, feeling a strong urge to join a generic metalcore band, and possibly growing antlers. The disease originated near Pittston, Pennsylvania. There is no cure.
bro 1- D00d, did you see our best bro at the brodown last night?
bro 2- Yeah brah, I swear I saw him playing guitar in that br00t4l metalcore band we were throwin' down to, I think he mighta gotten moose disease!
bro 1- I think you might be right, he looked hairier than normal!
bro 2- Yeah brah, I swear I saw him playing guitar in that br00t4l metalcore band we were throwin' down to, I think he mighta gotten moose disease!
bro 1- I think you might be right, he looked hairier than normal!
by alyRulezD00d72 January 15, 2010
Get the Moose Disease mug.A disease brought to the world by the Simms family. It causes an irresistible urge to watch television, cravings for ham sandwiches, sleeping and missing many days of school or work.
Friend: Hey, wanna hang out tonight, Cooper?
Cooper: No, I would rather stay home and watch Ghost Adventures.
Friend(thinking): Damn, Cooper must have Simms Disease.
Cooper: No, I would rather stay home and watch Ghost Adventures.
Friend(thinking): Damn, Cooper must have Simms Disease.
by WisconsinGurls October 8, 2011
Get the Simms Disease mug.A literal epidemic that overtook Southern California in the late winter/early spring of 2010-2011. The epidemic was extremely contagious and is suspected to have come from the head coach of the Trinity Mock Trial Team when she returned from Europe with symptoms of sickness. The epidemic escalated and infected hundreds of people within Southern California and is still occurring to this day. Symptoms include: Headaches, chills, throat swelling, sinus infection, & coughing.
by dblais March 3, 2011
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