The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.
Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008
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Person 1: Didn't you see that post about The Dress on Twitter?
Person 2: Oh, I think I saw that at a distance.
Person 1: Did you hear about that man doing yoga on the subway tracks?
Person 2: No way, where'd you see it?
Person 1: I don't know, I think I saw it at a distance.
Person 2: Oh, I think I saw that at a distance.
Person 1: Did you hear about that man doing yoga on the subway tracks?
Person 2: No way, where'd you see it?
Person 1: I don't know, I think I saw it at a distance.
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