Cheese Dispensor

A condition in which a males penis is so sensitive he ejaculates upon contact with any surface.

Did you hear about the guy who has the cheese dispensor?

by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011

pez dispenser boy

A male politician with a head shaped like a pez dispenser. Head tilts back, out comes bullshit!. Reloaded with more bullshit

When the Senator made his speech, I could have sworn that pez dispenser boy changed in a telephone booth before making his debut.

by tang1967 November 11, 2014

Dick Dispenser

Also known as Dickspenser

n. -A man that ain’t your man/boyfriend/partner/friend but will give you dick whenever you feel like it.

E.g. “Hey girls, I’m not coming out tonight. My dick dispenser agreed to an appointment.”

by Capricay December 18, 2017

ruski dipsy

When you're learning russian with somebody and they quit on you.

A: "Dude he pulled a ruski dipsy!"
B: "What a bt man."

by kliris chi aper jan May 4, 2018

The Dispensor

The Dispensor is a male of vintage years usually 60 plus, who after an ale or six delights in dispensing advice to the younger generation.

Younger Generation - I’ve been making the gains at the gym old friend.
The Dispensor- That’s not how to tense a bicep young stuff, This is the way- Now that’s a bicep. Worthy advice dispensed again.

by ronolu December 15, 2019

Inspector Dipyah

He is an Unapologetic nigga! Talking about being handsome, he is top notch! There is no dulling moment whenever you’re with him! He has no worries! Funny how most Dipyah’s are freaking rich! Their wife or spouse is always the luckiest being

I want an Inspector Dipyah in my life

by Pa Ru February 4, 2020

Slippy Dippy

When your significant other is peacefully sleeping and they wake you up gently with arousal.

I was pleasantly awakened this morning by a slippy dippy.

by ohlaaaalaaa June 28, 2021