one direction concert

A place where fans meet up at an arena or stadium and listen to one direction (the best boyband ever) live..usually the concert consists of 80% fans and 20% carrots.at the concert you should expect twitter questions, lyric changes, falling , them eating on stage, and them being chased by security.

I went to a one direction concert on june 28,2013 and im now having post concert depression

by jenna horan April 16, 2014

direct willie

Similar to a "wet willie", but uses the tongue to directly apply saliva to the victim's ear.

Tom shattered Jessica's trust in him when he leaned in close with an air of intimacy, only to violate her with a direct willie.

by Ari14 August 16, 2008

directoritis

Directoritis is a similiar condition such as "senioritis" "retire-itis" and just simple food itis. However, directoritis pertains to movie directors. The disease is most commonly acquired after the Oscars. Since the directors are loving their little gold oscar, they no longer make good movies, resulting in movie goers having to settle for less "quality" movies. This time of the year is usually a month or two after the oscars and is the christmas for Blockbuster economically. Soon after, the disease is cured and we can once again...see good movies.

Bill: Hey! Let's see a movie tonight!
Chad: Nah bro, nothing good is out...all the big shots have directoritis!
Bill: Wanna just see Race to Witch Mountain?
Chad: Nah..lets just rent Batman again!

by Adam Kringleschmidtberg March 18, 2009

Directional Dislexia

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

by dwalt121 January 4, 2010

Directioner

A Girl or sometimes Boy who is Dedicated to One Direction. They live, Breathe, Love One Direction. They bow to the Amzing 5 Sex Gods. They do get emotional, Angry, Happy, and to some cases, Laughs uncontrolably, and for no reason. Most are know as "Directionigga(s)" They are also known to be better than Beliebers.

You can tell that girl is a Directioner because she ran away from a spoon.

Boy:Is that girl calling that pigeon "Kevin"? Girl: Yep, shes definetley a Directioner.

If your threatened by a carrot, shes a Directioner. And you better run.

by Mrs.1D October 1, 2012

direct message

A feature on Instagram able to send a picture or message to up to 20 people at once.

Send me a Direct Message saying what you feel about me!

by Damoose October 10, 2014

one direction

A gay boy band from the fuckin UK who sing about shoving their tiny dicks into 12 year old girl's bloody vaginas.

One Erection: You've got that... one thing. (VAGINA) I need that.. one thing (VAGINA.).
Little Girl: I HAVE THAT ONE THING. I NEED MOAR.
One Direction: I like to... eat UR LITTLE PENISES.

by Y U NO LIEK ME March 27, 2013