Diddy

A Small man with poofy poofy hair, that likes Deep purple and Nirvana.

Diddy, cut your poofy hair

by Apps March 21, 2005

diddy washer

someone who washes his mums tits

hey ya beast ur a diddy washer

by Chris Toal March 30, 2004

Diddy Daddy

A Person, Place or thing; A short way of describing the obvious subject in a conversation between two individuals.

"Hey!! Take ya diddy daddy off ya head in the court room" (HAT)"

I have my Drivers Liscence, Now all i need is a diddy daddy to drive (Car)

by Ladiesonly December 16, 2011

“Diddy block”

investigation credited by Tennessee Bureau of Investigation and Catoosa county PD along with Clarksville PD. “DIDDY BLOKK” is an Ex-VICELORD many witnesses in a recent crackdown say he left the organization after an altercation over a package whom DIDDY “fronted” to a higher ranking member but never received “good on”, a close associate of diddy’s told Clarksville police diddy felt “snubbed” recalling things being said by diddy such as this “n*ggas is gruddy bring lord to the cut“. This associate did not know “diddys” name nor his contact claiming he “seen foe with a phone twice” and that “he ain’t gave me no number to call I just saw him around”. this was the repeated encounter in the case that was brought forward in an altercation going down east Chattanooga “diddy” was “shooting 3’s” a term used in some organizations as a cover for selling heroin laced pills witnesses told us when “diddy” saw VICELORD members he opened fire with 4 other alleged VICELORD’s police recovered .223, .45, and .40 cal casings scattered across the dimly lit roads of east Chattanooga. 3 bodies were found and categorized D.O.S or dead on sight by paramedics “diddy block” is a controversial figure having gone by many names and never to be found after the matter police have tracked new gangs like the “d block hounds” believed to be founded by “diddy” now investigators hitting dead end are left wondering, Who is diddy block? Where is he? And how does he get away?.

We were walking on the dimly lit street when we saw “diddy block” out

by Street sources gang unit November 1, 2023

shlong diddy kong

what you’d call a guy that you are trying to get with, who is extremely sexy and beautiful.

sarah: i think chad is such a shlong diddy kong
becky: oh yeah you should talk to him, he’s really sexy

by motomotolikesu March 18, 2019

Poo Diddy

When you’re about to ejaculate on a victim, and you instead turn around and ass-to-face fart on them.

“Yeah bro not kidding! On April fools, I about to bust on my girl’s face and I pulled a Poo Diddy and whipped my shit around a took a massive fart on her tongue.” - Brady

by Brady Kenny October 17, 2021

diddy

to leave

Hey man, lets diddy.

by everydayrocketscientist June 1, 2009