Dairy farmer

Someone who fakes an injury to get of work

Mark: I can’t do that, my back hurts. I need to work in the office

Ashley: you fucken dairy farmer

by Blip dog August 13, 2019

Diarabies

The resulting health condition when you already have diabetes and then you get bit by a rabid animal.

Friend 1: As if the diabetes wasn’t enough, now I have to deal with foaming at the mouth after getting bit by that rabid goat at the petting zoo.

Friend 2: Yup... Classic case of Diarabies.

by Bubbie1 August 8, 2020

Dairyarea

The very large rump that results from eating too much rich dairy products.

Did you see Marie’s huge ass? Too much late night ice cream has lead to her immense dairyarea.

by miwok September 5, 2020

Dairy Throat

When you indulge in a significant amount of dairy products (like ice cream) and get a back up of mucus in your throat that makes you cough

I just ate ice cream and now I got that dairy throat.

I can’t really understand you, did you just eat ice cream? Sounds like you got dairy throat.

by Lilsqueeze2 June 11, 2023

Verbal-Diarhea

From the medical texts books this was cleary dianosed as recently as 2004. ver'Bal-Die-a-ree-aa!
Defined as one who uncontrollably spews forth non-sense and useless verbage only to satisfy the need to hear their own voice and irate and deafen others.

I can't beleive the amount of verbal-diarhea that was spewing from his mouth! My god, it was disgustingly vile and deafening.

I can not handle the amount of verbal-diarhea that is coming forth from your rancid breath and it must stop!

by Bahahahah October 24, 2005

The Daryl Effect

When a Fictional Character becomes so popular in a series, that the writers are forced to keep them alive until their popularity dies down within the Fan Base.

Man 1: I wish they'd hurry up and kill off Castiel!
Man 2: Sorry, but the Daryl Effect prevents that from happening!

by J.K Brolins May 31, 2017

Sexual Dialysis

Having sex with someone much younger than yourself to rejuvenate your sex life.

You should hook up with that 22 year old because it’s good for the blood, like sexual dialysis.

by MissQueenT December 18, 2019