A mythical shape shifting creature that can turn into either a bear or a cow. Easy to talk to and a enjoyable person/bear/cow to be around. Someone you would like being around anytime of the day. If you want to make an offering then Monster Mango Juice and breakfast bars are great gifts. Just no boxes. Learned the hard way.
by MeefyCheese November 22, 2024
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2. A female adult who lives at home and doesn't pay bills but always complains about how difficult life is.
3. A woman with smelly genitals, typically from recurring Sexually Transmitted Diseases or Infections.
4. A woman who considers herself to be demure, mindful, and elegant, but would fuck you behind a 7-11 for a Klondike bar.
5. A woman who constantly interrupts conversations to talk about herself because she cannot stand not being the center of attention.
6. A woman who considers herself the most desirable and sought after by every man when in reality they wouldn’t touch her with a twenty-foot pole.
7. A woman who always spends money carelessly on luxury items or wants only to complain about poverty.
2. A female adult who lives at home and doesn't pay bills but always complains about how difficult life is.
3. A woman with smelly genitals, typically from recurring Sexually Transmitted Diseases or Infections.
4. A woman who considers herself to be demure, mindful, and elegant, but would fuck you behind a 7-11 for a Klondike bar.
5. A woman who constantly interrupts conversations to talk about herself because she cannot stand not being the center of attention.
6. A woman who considers herself the most desirable and sought after by every man when in reality they wouldn’t touch her with a twenty-foot pole.
7. A woman who always spends money carelessly on luxury items or wants only to complain about poverty.
A: "Damn, did you hear that Jessica seduced Andrew, even though he's married to Marie?"
B: "What a slut, that's so Dessy-coded."
B: "What a slut, that's so Dessy-coded."
by JELSA4LIFE November 22, 2024
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Hot chicks: OMG! That must be Dessert Zaddy!
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by notKolt February 13, 2026
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by notKolt February 13, 2026
Get the Dessert hoe mug.(1) The process by which relatively healthy menu items evolve into, or become outnumbered by, versions with more sugar, fat and empty calories. The dessertification process leads to menu items calorically indistinguishable from dessert even as they continue to be presented as not-dessert.
(2) The phenomenon of traditionally dry cocktail names being applied to sweet variations to appeal to drinkers who like the *idea* of e.g. a Rat Packer's martini but prefer chocolate to gin and skewered gummy bears to olives.
(2) The phenomenon of traditionally dry cocktail names being applied to sweet variations to appeal to drinkers who like the *idea* of e.g. a Rat Packer's martini but prefer chocolate to gin and skewered gummy bears to olives.
When I started at Starbuck's most of my customers took a black Pike, maybe with maybe milk or sugar. Then it was cappuccino with a little squirt of caramel on top. Now, thanks to dessertification, 90% of our sales are mocha Frappuccinos in a sugar-rimmed cup, with vanilla-bean whip and maraschino syrup drizzle on top, with more calories than lunch.
by anonymous June 4, 2025
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