access denied

A humiliating sexual act.

When having a one night stand with a young lady. You go back to hers, get naked and in bed. Then you stick it up her 'wrong' hole. When she says 'no' or complains you shout ACCESS DENIED in the manner Wayne from Wayne's World does. You get dressed and leave without adding to the 'conversation'.

by Denied_Access November 25, 2006

Baby Denise

A very over-emotional, dramatic, "Diva" who often lies about her birthday to get presents. She writes what she want's for her birthday on her invitations and gets in fights often losing them in a pathetic attempt to trash-talk someones mother and or grandmother. She pretends to puke in public to get attention which ends in people disgusted or feeling pity for her. A "Baby Denise" Also loves rap, hip-hop, and adores slutty clothes, leather, and floppy hats (along with hoop earrings)...

Yo'jesha: Oh my gah' did you hear what Era'bonda say about ju'?

Lee'pon'do'je'na'she: WHAT DID DAT' BISH SAY BOUT' ME?!

Yo'jesha: She say dat' you a Baby Denise.... Hmmm oh no...

Lee'pon'do'je'na'she: DAT BITCH GON' GET SLAP!

by mmoomaa September 21, 2012

Mississippi Deviled Egg

The act of a Mississippi Deviled Egg begins with a female taking a raw egg and absorbing it into her birth canal. She leaves it in there for a week. By doing this, it makes the egg become hard boiled. Next, she and her male partner proceed into copulation, cracking the shell. When the male is close to ejaculation, he pulls out and the girl gives birth to the hard boiled egg; usually, at this time, it is in pieces. Lastly, the male splooges onto the egg bits; thus making a Mississippi Deviled Egg.

The other day, my girl let me give her a Mississippi Deviled Egg. Her snatch smelled like rotten eggs for days, but it was so worth it.

by shecallsmedaddy18 April 20, 2018

Denise

Often used to refer to someone of above average weight or size

*cracks open bag of sweets*
Friend: omg you’re such a denise

by Mariaclark7 August 18, 2019

Denise

Denise is a piece of shit that sucks every guys dick try’s to hard to be funny and gets friendzoned by guys named cristian, ismael , and people from Elkhart. I have a big ass nose and my 15’s is going to be terrible asf

Denise is a hoe Denise has a fat ass nose

by Fuck Denise November 4, 2019

Denise

The Denise I know is a pain in the ass. She is just someone who cannot keep quiet. She always makes sure you know her problems and that they are your top priority like we don't have our own problems. She relies on everyone else to do the work for her and just will be able to get away with everything.

Stranger 1: "Do see that dumb ass, bitch? "
Stanger 2: "OMG, yes! She is so fucking annoying!!!"
Stanger 1: " She must be a Denise!"

by REL05 September 11, 2018

denielle

Denielle is a cool guy, but watch your back. Because he will steal anything from your girl, to your phone. Usually Denielles tend to like anime and Shrek.

Bro did you see the new Shrek movie? Denielle told me all about it!

by QuintinIce April 8, 2015