Denmark, home of the Danes - Those guys who always forget their snow chains when they decide to spend their winter holidays skiing in Sweden or Norway.
Swedish guy: "Oh look, that guy can't drive his car up the hill because he forgot his snow chains..."
Norwegian guy: "Yeah, he must be from Denmark..."
Norwegian guy: "Yeah, he must be from Denmark..."
by Swiftyo0 April 5, 2009
Get the Denmark mug.Denmark is a small country located to the north of Germany and south of Sweden and Norway. It is a small-minded little country, populated by xenophobic bigots called Denmarkians. These people have the worst teaching standards in Europe, extremely high levels of medical malpractice and are considered the worst environmental thugs in Europe due to the overuse of fosil fuels.
The Denmarkians paint their houses yellow to signify that cowardice is a chief Denmarkian trait. Most Denmarkians fly the Denmarkian flag outside of their homes in order to make non-Denmarkians feel like they do not belong in the country.
Shops in Denmark are open for about 3 hours a day and rarely accept anything but cash or gold. The greedy Denmarkians do not trust banks, probably because most banks in Denmark went bust during the economic crisis.
Denmark is a poor, depressed country and visitors to it usually leave at the first opportunity.
The Denmarkians paint their houses yellow to signify that cowardice is a chief Denmarkian trait. Most Denmarkians fly the Denmarkian flag outside of their homes in order to make non-Denmarkians feel like they do not belong in the country.
Shops in Denmark are open for about 3 hours a day and rarely accept anything but cash or gold. The greedy Denmarkians do not trust banks, probably because most banks in Denmark went bust during the economic crisis.
Denmark is a poor, depressed country and visitors to it usually leave at the first opportunity.
Denmark sucks
by Greg Denmark December 26, 2010
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Get the Denmarkian mug.A derrogatory term for a french teacher. Never gives homework and lets class erupt into chaos on a regular basis.
Student: Hey Demars! Are you gonna give us some home work or not???
French Teacher: Omlet du Fromage!!!!!!
French Teacher: Omlet du Fromage!!!!!!
by OrangeGuyXD13 July 9, 2009
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Get the Demarion mug.A disgustingly tall caucasion african. Smells like used condoms extra ranch and never takes a shower. Once had a guy pee in his mouth because havig sex with the guy would be considered "gay". Has no life except for the rare moments he spends with his sexy girlfriend Larissa. Spends the rest of his time sleeping dreaming about getting licked by random male strangers or googling his name over and over only to find that hes nothing but a useless glob of sperm. Nothing more to say about this horrible creature.
Tracy: OMFG!!! Wat is that hideous glob of shiyte that just flew out of ur penis and hit the wall??
Herman: Oh, thats just Demaras.
Tracy:: JFKEGHSGWLRE AAAH!!!
Herman: Oh, thats just Demaras.
Tracy:: JFKEGHSGWLRE AAAH!!!
by Sexiyness November 15, 2009
Get the Demaras mug.A country that is displayed as a very happy country. However the weather sucks, gangs rule the streets, robberies and gang killings happen way too often. Ten years ago there wasn't a gang problem but over the last few years with the government still thinking there wasn't a problem, gangs have grown super quickly. Streets are flooded with drugs as it has one of Europe's biggest drug consumptions. People aren't very nice as they have something called "janteloven". It is an unwritten society rule, it basically means: "don't think you're better than anyone else" or "fuck you if you drive a luxurious car". They will literally shit on you in every possible way if you have something nice or expensive that they don't have.
Man 1: "Yo dude I wanna move to Denmark, it's sounds so nice there"
Man 2: "No, it really is not that nice"
Man 2: "No, it really is not that nice"
by yungboigængstår January 22, 2019
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