Delysa

Delysa She Is the best bsf you could ever meet but she sometimes can be a real slight bitch and she will always be by your side even if you annoy her to death. Of course she is annoying and can be a real bad biotch but she is a real true friend you could have.

So go get yourself a delysa and you will die...... of laughter

Delysa is the best bsf everyone wants

by Thatcoolgurl February 24, 2019

delayed laugh

when you’re super toked and someone says something and it takes greater than or equal to 20 seconds to react and laugh at what they said

is this even real life right now? it took me 20 minutes to laugh at your joke. damn that weed was good it has me delayed laughing

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Delayedest

It’s when u are delayed but you are the delayedest outta everyone

We are all delayed I’m just the delayedest outta the delayers

by Lovebunny21 June 29, 2019

Delyeeted

The past tense of getting rid of something by yeeting it

He delyeeted the paper ball and it landed in the trash can

by samthecelestial July 13, 2019

Delayed Gratif*ckation

A post-factum negative consequence occurring as a result of self-indulgence.
Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).

Dessert is nice, but delayed gratif*ckation will ensue in the form of weight gain.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.

by beard_lover March 31, 2020

delayed smoke

When someone says they want smoke but just keep postponing it until the beef goes away

That nigga Zach pussy he’s all about that delayed smoke, he won't even post up

by Yuioxxxll May 21, 2020

Delcardo

That one charming dude in the class that is secretly a ninja

I have a bad feeling about that delcardo kid....

by katelin778 September 25, 2020