Chewbacca Defense

The act of dipping or chewing tobacco to give an energy boost to guard against becoming tired or worn out. Another meaning for the phrase from the South Park TV show.

"Chewbacca Defense is the only way I'm going to keep going right now."

by Eric St April 25, 2008

Vagina defense

The super tight defense of a any boxer or mma fighter.

Never penetrated.

It looks like he's blocking all of those shots.

Yes, he does have good vagina defense.

by Mr.Movado October 4, 2011

Bullfighter Defense

When the player on defense is afraid of the ball and gets out of the way when the opposing team runs by, similar to a bullfighting matador

Despite all the practice, many of the players on the team use bullfighter defense.

by Midnight polarbear March 7, 2013

self defense

basicly beating your meat

bro i just commited self defense

by ekkkekekkekekeke January 3, 2021

Chewbaccy defense

Refers to a questionable legal strategy regarding whether someone uses Skoal or Grizzly.

In Mark Twain's "Huckleberry Finn", our hero uses da "Chewbaccy defense" --- namely, dat da Widow Douglas uses snuff herself --- regarding his wanting to smoke his pipe.

by QuacksO July 18, 2021

Self Defense

When someone tries to beat you up so you beat them up to stop them from beating you up.

Person 1 used self defense when Person 2 tried to chase him and grab his weapon. Person 2 seemed to have intent of harming Person 1.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.

I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!

by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022