When two Bro's playing beer pong resort to extreme measures. Usually involves stripping down to their underwear and dancing in order to distract the opposing players. Can be used for various other things.
Dumb girl: What the hell are you guys doing?
B: West Coast Defense
DG: Is that why you're naked?
B: Yes.
B: West Coast Defense
DG: Is that why you're naked?
B: Yes.
by Bezerra October 27, 2010
Get the West Coast Defensemug. One who ignores all other duties to above all else, defend ones own collectors, by any means possible, even at the the hands of sacraficing teammates.
by ono December 4, 2002
Get the collector defense coordinatormug. 1. To make short lame apologies after offending 2 or more races.
2. To make excuses for using racial slurs.
2. To make excuses for using racial slurs.
-Oh my god, David is using the michael richards defense.
-why?
-He called a lesbian a rug muncher.
-Oh than he is using the Michael Richards defense.
-why?
-He called a lesbian a rug muncher.
-Oh than he is using the Michael Richards defense.
by Martin Obermeyer December 13, 2006
Get the Michael Richards Defensemug. Tower defense simulator is a game that is in roblox its also popular because of it delays and they got alot of overpriced stuff and hard to get p2w game
by coolman292929 May 17, 2022
Get the Tower Defense Simulatormug. I was thinking about going on a hiking trip in May, but thought I should consult with a few bear defense experts. I posted on three internet forums and now I'm set!
by Glothor October 25, 2010
Get the bear defense expertsmug. by fuckalolo February 23, 2017
Get the Friend Zone Defensemug. When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:
1: I didn't say that
2: I didn't hear that
3: I didn't see that
1: I didn't say that
2: I didn't hear that
3: I didn't see that
"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."
"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010
Get the Helen Keller Defensemug.