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debtorosexual

someone who gets off on forcing people that owe them money to do sexual favors for them.
alicia's tennants owed her some back rent money, so she forced them to have debtorosexual group sex with her in order to pay it off.
by alicia morgan March 11, 2006
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Debate bro

Term used by ppl who can't reason well but wanna feel like bosses, to indicate that instead of working to improve themselves, they'd rather lower the standard of discourse so they can compete.
Person 1: *makes a claim that they cannot possibly defend, and the reason they believe it is probably because of a bias *
Person 2: why do you think this?
Person 1: You are such a debate bro
by MurphysLaw101 April 20, 2021
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Debt collector

A smooth pimp like myself who makes a lot more money and gets a lot more pussy than you do getting scum to honor their commitments. Very frustrating at times but somebody must keep you fucks in line...
The debt collector finished the call and made another $500 in commission today...Tonight he’s banging yet another girl...
by PImpGrease April 18, 2019
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I won a math debate

A phrase when shouted allowed sounds like the phrase: "I wanna masterbate." It is commonly used among teenagers that like to shout random sexual things.
When Jenna was feeling giddy she screamed, "I won a math debate."
The men around her though she said something else...
by FannyGal49 April 28, 2011
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black nate debiase

An L.A. Based rapper, mainly fast rap, comparable to the likes of English rapper Ka-No
Released an album called Time to Eat by Black Nate Debiase
by Sammie_15 December 4, 2007
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Buy The Debt

If you are a "Computer Genius" (aka, you know how to reformat a floppy) and agree to fix or, in any way remedy someone's computer problem, you have now "bought the debt." This means that it will be your eternal responsibility to instantly respond to any irregularity with, or question on, this machine.

This includes, but is in no way limited to the hardware and software on the machine at the time, and any purchased (or, more likely, pirated) in the future...”

If you do not respond within 30-90 minutes your "client" reserves the sole right to call and email you until they get an answer...and/or badmouth you to friends in perpetuity (which they will probably do anyway since you "did not fix it good enough to begin with").

God help you if you do it as a “favor,” because that invokes the “Friend” provision which quadruples all responsibilities but reduces, by a factor of ten, all tangible reward.

You'll know you have bought the debt if someone says one of the following to you:

"It was working fine before you did whatever you did"

"I'll make you dinner and you can fix my computer (and there is no promise of sex after Photoshop is successfully installed)"

"Walk me through it on the phone--it should only take a few minutes"

..oh there are so many more...

Origin of this phrase is in Mafia-speak where one mobster would whack another...but dead mobster owed the Big Boss 200 large. Now his killer must pay the Boss his 200 large...he just bought the debt (is responsible for it until death).
I helped my friend's dad install Quickbooks last April and he is still calling me with printing problems...boy I really bought the debt on that one.
by Mcarr1 September 2, 2005
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Debian

A distro of Linux which, while often thought of as an excellent, stable distro; feels it's better to patch old binaries than upgrade to newer ones
Let's party like it's 1999 with all of the binaries of 1999
by Anonymous August 28, 2004
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