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John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.
Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.
by Mistah Tom September 1, 2008
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daily parking

When you park your peen in their spleen if ya know what I meen
"BRUH BRUH I GOT DAT DAILY PARKING PASS TO AUBREY'S VAGINAL CAVITY"
Second guy: "Why the fuck do you tell me this?'
by FuckMeInMyLooseAsshole May 4, 2014
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pork on the daily

Fucking bloody and vigorously for hours on end over an extension of time
I pork on the daily till the bloody rash ripped her skin apart.
by Dailyporker April 13, 2014
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daily checkup

The sexual act performed on yourself either by yourself or from someone else to keep you going for the day.
John: Yo where's James?

Jake: I think he's upstairs having a daily checkup.
by Samliv October 19, 2015
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Dailies

The worst grammar exercises from hell. One dailie a day is enough to make your depression last for a month.
I hate dailies it’s the worst.

Have you done your dailies?
by Petit rabit November 22, 2018
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Daily channel

A channel with little to no effort on it and most of them are fortnite emotes eg. Swipeitdaily, Infinitedabdaily ect
I have a daily channel called dabdaily
by Swipeitdaily October 14, 2018
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