John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.

Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.

by Mistah Tom September 1, 2008

daily parking

When you park your peen in their spleen if ya know what I meen

"BRUH BRUH I GOT DAT DAILY PARKING PASS TO AUBREY'S VAGINAL CAVITY"
Second guy: "Why the fuck do you tell me this?'

by FuckMeInMyLooseAsshole May 4, 2014

pork on the daily

Fucking bloody and vigorously for hours on end over an extension of time

I pork on the daily till the bloody rash ripped her skin apart.

by Dailyporker April 13, 2014

daily checkup

The sexual act performed on yourself either by yourself or from someone else to keep you going for the day.

John: Yo where's James?

Jake: I think he's upstairs having a daily checkup.

by Samliv October 19, 2015

Daily

at least once a day when a guy masturbates

yo boys hold up, i gotta do my daily.

by stubbyyy July 28, 2019

daily sauce

when you have good post or videos for people with really dark humor for example people dying, animal abuse, muder, pov shootings,torture ect

"yall i got the daily sauce

by Asian persuasion April 9, 2019

daily

A term used on Snapchat where you put a picture of somebody on your story that you see everyday and say “daily”

Chad: *puts pic of gf
Chad: (on story) “daily btw”

by depresseddoorknob May 18, 2019