Don't drop the soap!

1. A remark made to someone being hauled off to jail, particularly someone you dislike. Once in jail, you imply that if the person (a male) drops a bar of soap in the shower, they will be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Thus, with there buttocks spread and in clear sight, will be subject to anal rape by a fellow inmate.

"Don't drop the soap!" I yelled as the burglar was taken away by the police from my home. His eyes began to tear up as he anticipated that hot, steamy shower.

by Michael J. M. April 21, 2004

Don't look at me with that tone of voice

An expression used to describe how someone is standing or, acting wile looking at you in a intense way , generally in a negative way .

I was walking with my girlfriend and I checked out another chick . I looked back at her and she looked pissed. I responded to her don't look at me with that tone of voice ! You we're looking at her to.

by dragonboy8586 December 13, 2019

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

by wouldaben January 15, 2011

Don't Ditch

A phrase that's used when a friend is acting flaky about attending an event or outing. They either hesitate or don't make an effort to follow through with their intentions.

This can be used to enforce their need to come out with you.

You: You going to come out tonight?
Them: Uh yea I should be able to make it...
You: You gonna come or not? Don't Ditch.

(After the event has passed and they didn't attend)

You: You totally ditched.

by bridgettspeaking November 21, 2011

Don't threaten me with a good time!

Positive response to what is interpreted to be a flirtatious gesture.

Bret Michaels says, "Go easy on the tequila, Tiffany! I may have to physically restrain you pretty soon!"

Tiffany replies, "Don't threaten ME with a good time!"

by sarcastica717 October 27, 2008

don't be a fag

The greatest advice you can give to a friend that's acting gay. Because friends don't let their friends become fags.

Your friend: Dude, that shirt so matches your complexion.
You: Bro, don't be a fag.

by kam75xx October 21, 2021

Don the Con

A con man who trick people out of money (ie. Donald Trump)

Don the Con ordered 20 pianos from me and didn't even pay.

It's been 6 months.

by McHee May 28, 2018