moist mexican desert

When a Latina gives you a blowjob with hot sauce in her mouth

Damn bro that bitch Margarita gave me a moist Mexican desert and my dick Burns now

by WhiteMutombo June 20, 2018

desert sam

Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.

Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Desert Sammed me you asshole!

Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.

by Bugimus J. Bug September 17, 2006

Diserens

If anyone has this last name, immediately blow them. Its a law. Check it up

Girl 1: Shit, that's Mr. Diserens
Girl 2: O snap, i guess we have to blow him
Girl 1. I second that

by Jambab ,am March 19, 2009

n00bian desert

A desert in South Ayrshire (Scotland), where the very most criminal n00bs are sent into exile.

that n00b was dropped in the middle of the n00bian desert, in Ayrshire, it's hard survivin in Ayrshire

by Malakand_man November 17, 2009

i-doser

Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that don't do anything because any reaction to it whatsoever happens only because you thought it would. In shorter words, it's a bunch of placebo bullshit.

I think I'm tripping on I-doser, but I'm not because I'm just feeling the placebo effect. Word up, yo.

by MisterSmammi October 11, 2007

Desert Chili

A slimy pile of Diarrhea left in abandoned desert shanty-house; typically in areas that have no restrooms within a 20 mile radius.

Freddy had to take a shit on the way to Las Vegas, and could not find any bathrooms. He found an abandoned house, and left a Desert Chili in the fireplace.

by Iscrae May 11, 2014

desert sushi

When someone eats out a girl, but she is dry.

Taylor went to his girls house for a good time, but he got some desert sushi.

by Docretier May 2, 2017