David is a handsome, smart and talented man. He will make any girl happy by his humorous personality. He is sweet and caring and is the best boy any girl could date. He is always the centre of attention out of all boys. So lovely. Extremely charming and will make any girl miss him. Isn't mean at all. Attention attracter. I miss my bf david, he's sooooo lovely!
by pandalot September 30, 2017
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Girl 1:omg angelina your so lucky I'm so jealous you have David
angelin:lol thx he's the best I love him so much
angelin:lol thx he's the best I love him so much
by Ily David April 16, 2017
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by Karahballa October 3, 2018
Get the David mug.Davids have a really loud laugh, and they will laugh at the stupidest things for hours on end. Davids also have a very ugly mustaches that their friends constantly tell to shave off. Davids also love to decorate their rooms with posters of little kitties. They also eat extremely slow, and they also eat a lot. Davids also enjoy spending their nights watching a ton of Brazilian Fart Porn. Davids also take a really long to get ready to go out somewhere. Davids are really good friends, yolo.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen all those cat posters John has been buying?"
Guy 2:"Ya, he's turning into a David."
Guy 2:"Ya, he's turning into a David."
by Trust Me, Im a Doctor. April 13, 2013
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Did you hear about that David, Doctor Chocolate rents him out for baccy.
If there's ever a zombie apocalypse I want a David not only does dat hoe kill zombies like a pro, dat hoe shakes his booty like a cutie.
If there's ever a zombie apocalypse I want a David not only does dat hoe kill zombies like a pro, dat hoe shakes his booty like a cutie.
by Girl Dave October 23, 2013
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David, your a fucking minuteman.
David, your a fucking minuteman.
by Bob McSoupe July 22, 2010
Get the David mug.This has got to be one of the dopest n*ggas alive. The blackest white person. You don't f*ck with this guy. You just don't, You mess with him
.... may lord have mercy on you. Don't f*ck with him.
.... may lord have mercy on you. Don't f*ck with him.
Hood Ratchet: Ayo what that white boy doin here in the hood.
Hood Ratchet 2: Bruh, fawk u mean? That's a David bihh.
Hood Ratchet: Oo DAMN! Blackest white nigga alive.
Hood Ratchet 2: Bruh, fawk u mean? That's a David bihh.
Hood Ratchet: Oo DAMN! Blackest white nigga alive.
by Yo Shotti Snatcha June 24, 2016
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