Clondalkin

Clondalkin is a large suburb of South West Dublin city. It is bordered to the north by the Liffey Valley Shopping Centre, which contains, amongst other retail units, Marks & Spencers and B & Q.

To the south is the 300 acre Corkagh Park, which is immediately adjacent to the Naas Road, and through which the River Camac flows. To the east of Clondalkin is Ballyfermot and Lucan lies to the west.

The M50 Motorway runs North/South along the eastern edge.

Boxers Kenny Egan and Bernard Dunne are from the area. As are comedians Brendan Courtney and Graham Norton.

I'm off to Clondalkin to do a bit of shopping.

by Clondike Bill April 25, 2011

Cloner

It's a female boner. Basically when your clitoris is throbbing with anticipation.

"Yo he is so hot "shwing" I gotta cloner!!!!"

by Heff264 and Little Kate November 6, 2004

Clonkers

A pair of shit shoes, trainers, sneakers, pumps, plimsoles, boots or sandals. Pritty much any bad footwear that either look ridiculous or have a shit brand name like a pair of 'Mercury Bravados' or 'Denver Destroyers'. Normally worn by a poor middle aged man who tries to look cool but fails epically.

Look at that guy over there, he's wearing a pair of clonkers.

by FisherFitzpatricks April 20, 2011

colon checker

gay freak

Cover your assholes, here comes a colon checker.

by tru April 21, 2003

Colon Baby

When anally injected semen leaks into the vagina and impregnates a woman. The child comes out with a noticeably darker skin tone.

"Man, that bitch thought she was being safe taking it up the ass but bitch got a colon baby."

by sstinkbaitss December 14, 2009

Colón (pronounced Cologne)

Cristóbal Colón is the Spanish name
for Christopher Columbus.

The city of Colón (pronounced Cologne) is named after Christopher Colombus.

by Khobab Ben Khayeel October 14, 2011

Colon Butter

Almost like Teeth Butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread.

"Is that all natural Colon Butter?"
"Can I put some Colon Butter on my sandwich?"
"I got enough Colon Butter for 6 more pieces of toast."

by SmallKolby November 9, 2012