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angry blue vein diamond cutter

When a mans cock gets hard as a rock. This is harder than morning wood it’s the type of boner that makes ur want to hump cattle just to get the baby batter out. The angry blue vein diamond cutter is the epitome of a stiffy.
I woke up today with an angry blue vein diamond cutter and nearly speared my dog i guess i had a dream about Klay Aikan

Holy shit Roberto howd you get that bad boy to settle down

Simple I bent the maid over and railed her
by ElongD69 September 20, 2018
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Cookie Cutter Girlfriend

The Cookie Cutter Girlfriend is like a regular girlfriend except she has been shaped to conform to your own needs and to 'do the stuff you do'. Once she eventually realises she has her own mind, it's likely she will wake-up and run away....just in time for you to find another and get the cookie cutter plan going again. It's important that she always funds her own conversion, as you'll be penniless in no time after a dozen candidates
Dude 1 : Wow, your new girlfriend is totally ideal - great catch dude!

Dude 2 : Nah dude, she's a cookie cutter girlfriend. At least I'm creating more hot cycling chicks for the greater good of all!
by woofbarkdonkey February 6, 2009
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Cunted

noun 'Cunted' - to be receive a blow, strike, tackle, beating, walloping or injury of such severity that there are no other words in the English language to adequately describe the it. It is similar to 'mullered' but more severe
noun 'cunted'
1. that bloke on youtube that got hit by a bus was properly cunted
2. one of those poor bastards running with the bulls at Pamplona is going to get cunted
3. Mike Catt was totally cunted by Jonah Lomu in the Rugby World Cup
4. if he pisses me off one more time he is going to get cunted

adj 'cunting'
1. that bull proper gored him... gave him one hell of a cunting
2. a cunting is what will happen if you are hit by a bus
3. we are going to give the opposition rugby team a good cunting
by kavorkaa January 14, 2014
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Diamond Cutter

The hardest erection imaginable.
"damn duke, this girl is saying some raw shit on msn.. my jimbo is getting so hard it could cut fucking diamonds."

"LOLLLLLLLLL DIAMOND CUTTER THATS SUCH A WICKED NAME FOR A HARDON"
by 2D2C August 24, 2008
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turd cutter

by Anonymous April 23, 2003
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grind cutter

In the club when a guy is walking up to a girl about to ask her a dance, a grind cutter is the guy who steps in right in front of him and intercepts his chance
I was totally about to ask this girl to grind and then this grind cutter got to her before me!
by unquenchfury November 1, 2009
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Turd cutter

The buttocks of a person.
An ass.
That bitch has one sweet ass.
Yeah her turd cutter is tight.
by Firedawg29445 March 25, 2017
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