Johnson Curl

A weight that you use your Johnson to lift up off the ground

"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"

"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"

by theoreticalbias May 1, 2023

headboard curls

Rough sex, your head smashes the headboard so hard your hair curls

Damn Amy, how much did you pay for those headboard curls girl? And fuck, get some ice on that forehead

by Fuksohawd July 24, 2016

Sleep Curling

Tucking your dick under you so you piss up your back while sleeping.

Mike: Why do you smell like piss?
Brad: I was sleep curling last night.

by Nicky Tesla November 9, 2017

Curling oot a toaldy

When you do a massive steamy shite that curls out your arse like a Mr Whipy ice cream

Waitress - Would your friend like to order dessert?

Me - I'm not sure, he's currently in the toilet curling oot a toaldy

by Supersonictittysucker November 18, 2020

Mama Curls

It's my moms.

I'm gonna eat me some food at mama curls.

by Its me DLaws cracker ass January 2, 2010

Crimp My Curl

1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.

2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.

3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun

1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?

2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.

3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl

by DumbeeDydo July 2, 2018

Curls

A cringe new haircut fashion, curls, ah yes curls, since NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN YALL MF CRINGEBOYS WANT EM EH???

what about back in the early 2010s when curls were “nasty” and “uNaTtRacTivE” ?? Smfh the hypocrisy

Y’all straight headed mfs want curls now, lmao smfh

But yes curls are IN NOW, ever since 2017–Ish give or take an extra year

by ben&scarys September 24, 2022