cumpkin

A small square piece of cloth used by priviledged young men in Somerset to catch and clean-up semen.

"I took my cumpkin from my top pocket and proceeded to ejaculate into it, before discarding it out of the window"

by jimbobfruitbat December 24, 2009

Cummy Buttons

Cummy buttons is when you sit or lie down on your back, penis pointing towards the ceiling, blood flow - check. Pressure - check. Use an overhand grip to firmly grasp your man organ. Make handjob. Once your dick is about to vomit aim at your belly McButton. Proceed in shooting your butter in your McButton. If your belly McButton looks like a small cup of half an half, you will have just succeeded in playing a game of cummy buttons.

I lied down on my back, penis pointing towards the ceiling, blood flow - check. Pressure - check. I used an overhand grip and firmly grasped my man organ. Made handjob. Once my dick was about to vomit I aimed at my belly McButton. I proceeded in shooting my butter into my McButton. My belly McButton looked like a small cup of half an half, I had succeeded in playing a game of cummy buttons.

by Pud Puddy June 30, 2017

Potato balls cummy balls balls Cum

Its when you jerk off to a potato

Aaaaaaaggghhhh i just jerked off to a potato and i just did a Potato balls cummy balls balls Cum

by Cum_Boy911 April 22, 2022

Cummy Slut

A person who loves the feeling of cum EVERYWHERE
Thinks because they get laid that theyre all that...but no...everyone knows theyre the class WHORE

Britney-Did you see Sydney's skirt?

Johanna-I did...what a cummy slut!

by BirthcontrolWoman April 1, 2009

Cumpf

Can be used in place of the word "vagina" or as a mild insult toward a male, with relatively the same degree of insultitude as "asshole" or "fool" or "loser" would have.

"I betcha she's got a nice cumpf."
"Dude, you're always such a cumpf when you're around those other friends of yours."
or
"I can't stand that guy, he's such a cumpf."

by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006

cummy dick

When you pass out after fucking, and you cock i still covered in cum.

Man, I woke up this morning with a cummy dick

by PatrickNC February 12, 2007

Cumping

The act of having more than three naked people stack on top of eachother and have sex.

Im cumping now ill have to call you back.

by J.T. Rita March 19, 2009