by The three musketeers July 23, 2008
You have a crusty mop!
by Bianca Shaniqua Bertha June 13, 2007
A hoe whom is so nasty that after sex doesn't bathe for multiple days and has a encrustment of juice flakes inside her vagina that when you put it in it's like fucking a bag full of sandpaper
by dufetaff September 26, 2013
A booger that has reached a point of dryness that it becomes painful to the owner's nostril. At this point, it is recommended that the booger be excised. However, at times, this may result in the undesirable (and painful) removal of the bearers nostril follicles as well. At no time is it recommended to eat a crusty boog.
by Chili D September 06, 2006
When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.
by Pleasure Man October 30, 2014
A scrunched up and hardend dried tissue found under the bed of single males. Previously used to clean up after Beating the Bishop
by Rattyman1964 April 16, 2010
by kyle the crusty pirate king June 24, 2006