Pro Crastinator

A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.

The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"

Jim: It's April 30th. Did you get your tax refund back yet?

Joe: It's April already?

Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.

by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011

Palm Coast

A town that's full of sell-outs and whores. Palm Coast consists of the three main componants: Sex, Drugs, and Drama. You might see a classy person once in a blue moon, but other then that, all you'll see are slutty fake barbie dolls that look like they rolled around in a bag of doritos, smashed their face into a cake, and bleached their hair so much it seaped into their brain and effected the little brain cells they once had and wanna-be Eminems that wear their pants so low they trip over them, think they got game but all they can get are ugly hoes, and think they're total bad asses when in reality, if they've ever even been in a fight they lost. All in all, Palm Coast is made up of old farts, parents that don't care about their children at all, and kids that think they're so gangsta but really are pathetic low-lifes who don't know how to spell and pretty much shit themselves whenever a new Jersey Shore episode is on.

Person 1- "Yo we liv in da 386! We gansta as hell bro!"
Person 2- "Hellz yeah bruh! We dnt no how ta spel cuz we gangsta n' liv in Palm Coast!"

by ILiveInHellA.K.APalmCoast August 20, 2011

Coastie

1. n. A US Coast Guard member. not derogatory.

You can always tell a Coastie by the smell of alcohol on his breath.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

West Coast Girl

A person with a great sense of humor, down to earth, great sense of style, very open minded, adventurous, generous person.

I am a west coast girl!

by TitsMcgeee-CA/FL July 23, 2010

Croatia

A beatiful country in the Balkans.

Croatia is a beatiful country.

by HercegBosna January 1, 2005

Choast

Hard core chillen anytime and anywhere!

A: Let's go choast at your house
B: For how long?
A: Whenever

by Choaster June 9, 2013

Crast

A distraction or collection of distractions that keep one from achieving an intended task.

A population 'crastinates' or has 'crastinated' when a majority of their time is spent engaging in activities not even remotely productive.

When a population favors their 'crastinated' state of mindless entertainment with little or no interaction required over a properly functioning society, they are said to be 'Pro-crastination'

Sites like Youtube and Urban Dictionary are just the type of crast on the Internet today that really epitomize my stance on procrastination.

by Mars Redwyne March 10, 2009