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Critical Massturbation

(n)The point at which one's ejaculation becomes explosive.
"Man, last night I jacked it for like six hours before I hit critical massturbation."
by MisterCell. April 14, 2013
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Critical Whup-ass

Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.
"If I hadn't of stepped in to stop Joe, Critical Whup-ass might of occurred."
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
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Criticizical

The act of being judgy and rude.
Why do you have to be so criticizical all the time?
by Cartern437 February 8, 2019
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criticxzy

A walking W who hates on JJBA and gets views off of it and a dragonball meatrider
your a criticxzy
by fatherjemar May 3, 2022
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Critical Oversight

Noun.

1. Completely disregarding or overlooking something crucial that results in a catastrophic end.
Dude Man 1: How much gas is in your car?
Dude Man 2: Not enough to get to the gas station.
Dude Man 1: How much was left when you got in your car?
Dude Man 2: Didn't check.
Dude Man 1: Critical oversight. Dumbass
by J-kwelin July 16, 2023
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trailer critic

n. people who judge their opinions on a movie or TV series based off the trailers alone, months ahead of time
"I'm extremely disappointed in the upcoming movie, Rampage."

"Dude, you do realize this is a trailer and the movie isn't coming out for another 2 months right? Wow, you're such a trailer critic."
by Squidsmastah February 16, 2018
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Fundamentalist Criticism

An analysis literary or artistic work where the critic claims to have found the literal, only/sole verdicial, or irrefutable interpretation of a literary or artistic work.
Halsey: "Arroxa's claims on Shrek being written as a Ricardian socialist criticism on Consumerism is bordering on fundamentalist criticism. Not because of her take (which is interesting), but her claim that all other interpretations of the artistic work; that is Shrek, is phony -- which is a bit much. I mean her take is interesting, but come on dude. Do you know what I mean Jiheon."
Jiheon: "Yeah she seems a bit much at times, but Arroxa is our highly opinionated bestie. We love her despite her putative ipsedixitism."
by MaxwellMurdoch October 30, 2020
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