Pussy Cricket

A disgusting creature that lies dormant in the cavities of sexually inactive vaginas. Known in some countries as the ravenous whistleblower, a pussycricket can usually be heard in the dead of night and early hours of morn. These beasts have been known to be tameable, but no evidence for any recommended methods exist. For more information, please contact your local library. Books include "My Punani Sounds Funny" and "Listen, Girl, That Thang Whistlin".

Damn shawty, dat ting whistlin'! You must have pussy crickets

by The Cricket Master February 13, 2022

Crumb Cricket

The slur (derogatory term) that targets small children or those with below average height.

"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."

by Pelpy March 24, 2022

line cricket

A woman that sleeps with power line workers and can usually be found getting railed in the formans truck or off in the woods

Look at that girl being a line cricket

by Skippydo October 24, 2017

bump that cricket

To take a strong pulsing hit off of anything smokeable

Yo Doobie you wanna' bump that cricket?

by SSJ4GOGETA October 29, 2020

Dune Cricket

a male or female of Arab decent

Pvt. Ryan! Please take care of those Dune Crickets.

by Benz Jaminz April 19, 2017

Automotion Cricket

A female version of a Mud Cricket but only dates guys for their vehicles during Automotion season.

Bro, have you heard that Sierra is a Automotion Cricket

by Sharpie2021 July 10, 2022

snatch cricket

the toilet paper lint left behind after a girl goes to the bathroom

He found she had several snatch crickets when he went down on his girlfreind

by D's Girl June 14, 2014