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Creepy Finger Quotes 

(n) 1. A motion of the hands meant to signify the usage of a quote, yet done in a fast and clumsy manner that may be viewed as inappropriate, disgusting, or just plain perverted. 2. a phrase any uneducated, liberal judge might use to define a very talented and informed orator that watches the news quite frequently.
First of all, I thought finger quotes were with two fingers, not all of them--you have creepy finger quotes.

His creepy finger quotes make me feel uncomfortable, and therefore I need a restraint order.

Wow, he has a really intriguing Oratory, regardless of how he performs his creepy finger quotes.

Perhaps that kid just doesn't have enough coffee in his system to perform normal finger quotes...those are just creepy finger quotes.
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creepy crawling 

the act of committing small mischief late at night, usually in the suburbs.
STEVE: hey dude lets go creepy crawling
GREG: ok, we'll go piss in our neighbors pool
creepy crawling by chunk manmusk October 11, 2009

Creepy-sleeve 

When you put on a jacket and the long sleeve of your shirt or sweater underneath creeps up and gets stuck half-way, to your elbow.You then have to reach up thru the jacket sleeve and pull the sleeves back down. It feels really creepy to have this.
"Ugh! I've got another creepy-sleeve again!"
" Wait a minute!I have to pull my creepy-sleeves back down again!"
Creepy-sleeve by Pogmothoin February 24, 2009

Creepy-Ryan 

Stupid fucking fool. Honestly probably a rapist. Always trying to rape little asian girls.
AAAAAGHHHH Creepy-Ryan is following me
Creepy-Ryan by lalala fuck ryan January 17, 2015

Creepy hug 

Posting a sign asking for a hug, then sobbing uncontrollably during the hug; these hugs usually end in arrest(even by loved ones).
"Chad seemed so normal until he gave me that creepy hug."
Creepy hug by clank-clack May 29, 2009

Creepy Joe 

Saying inappropriate stuff to someone elses child under the age of 16 years old.
Hey man don't be a Creepy Joe... She's 9!
Creepy Joe by Dragontatuz69 June 1, 2021

Creepy Creever 

A person who makes extremally creepy faces in geometry class. They are often males and have the name Matt or Bruce.
One might often shout: "Matt your such a creepy creever."