crayon cramp

A cramp you get in your wrist after coloring or writing a lot.

Wow my crayon cramp is killing me that was a lot of coloring.

by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 26, 2017

crayon

When you are trying to wipe that last smear off an awkward turd and that last little bit off shit wont wipe off.

"Why are you scratching your ass like that?"

"I drew blood chasing a crayon!

by jakmof April 21, 2018

Crayon

G Dragon's song about crayons (JK)
I's pretty lit.

VIP for LIFE!!

"Why so serious?"
"GET YOUR CRAYON!!!"

by ARMYMONBEBEAHGASE May 6, 2018

Crayon

A crazy person, or a person who is acting crazy. Stems from “cray.”

Person 1: “Why didn’t you text me last night? Were you with a girl?”

Person 2: “God, Brittany, stop being such a crayon.”

by baby-bop March 28, 2018

CrayonCracker

The whitest crayon of them all, so transparent it can burn your eyes. make sure to not stare at it for more than 4 nano seconds!

small kid MOM LOOK A CRAYONCRACKER!
mom NO, BOBBY DONT LOOK AT IT YOU WILL GO BLIND!
small kid Mom I can't see
mom YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN?

by TRHDSJHRED56JE5 May 17, 2018

Crayoning

Whilst receiving felatio, a man withdraws his penis from the persons mouth and proceeds to draw on the giving party’s face with the tip of his penis

“Yeah I’m a male sex worker, I offer extras such as crayoning, anal play on you, rimming on me, nipple play”

by Killaklamjam September 2, 2018

Crayon

One of my classmates favorite treats.
A 15 year old eats fucking crayons as if it’s a delicacy

Garret at the crayons again

by Crayonboieater May 21, 2019