Crayon Crew

A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extra retarded.

1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."

2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."

by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019

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Brown Crayon

An American colloquial phrase used to describe the act of defecating against a wall or surface while moving one's bottom in a drawing-like manner

Orville left his signature in brown crayon on the bathroom wall

by Donald P. September 26, 2025

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crayon juice

Liquid variant of the art tool commonly used by children. Can be served sat any temperature, because let’s be honest, if you’re at the point of drinking liquified crayons, who cares if it’s hot or cold?

Person 1: Yo dude, this crayon juice has gone off!
Person 2: You’re an idiot, crayons can’t go off.

by CrayonJuiceYum April 3, 2020

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crayons

crayons are just basically colored pencils but can break more easily and has texture

You: Do you want some crayons?
Friend: What are crayons?
You: They are basically colored pencils but can break more easily than colored pencils and has texture

by nicku1006 July 16, 2025

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