a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.
please don't read, im scarred for life.
please don't read, im scarred for life.
by jessinof July 22, 2017
Get the the crayon ficmug. 
Whilst receiving felatio, a man withdraws his penis from the persons mouth and proceeds to draw on the giving party’s face with the tip of his penis
“Yeah I’m a male sex worker, I offer extras such as crayoning, anal play on you, rimming on me, nipple play”
by Killaklamjam September 2, 2018
Get the Crayoningmug. An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.
(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)
(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)
1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."
1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."
1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."
by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023
Get the Like banning colored crayonsmug. A penis that is thin like a crayon and looks like it could snap. Also tends to be deformed and to be a strange colour.
by General Fire November 12, 2012
Get the Lidl Crayonmug. by ARMYMONBEBEAHGASE May 6, 2018
Get the Crayonmug. Hey Franky, pull that dousche-crayon out of your nose!!
Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!
Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!
by George Cloonedyke April 9, 2010
Get the dousche-crayonmug.