Porch Cracker

Red necks who sit out all day in a chair smoking cigarettes, flying drones around there neighbors, watching them while they undress.

Aye Yall close the blinds i see the porch cracker

by Big Elote Juan o' Juan December 5, 2016

Gummy Cracker

When a person/friend has a very small penis and likes to flaunt it.

Did you see how Dave was being a total Gummy Cracker the other day?

by Mr.Nigo December 10, 2017

BRING OUT THE CRACKEN

The most epic line ever! In which cracken means a huge, man-eating octopus. Used in Pirates of the Caribbean, Clash of the Titans, etc. Can also be used in moments of silence to be later turned into moments of awkward silence.

*silence*
Boy: BRING OUT THE CRACKEN!!!

* awkward silence*

by MelloxHart March 21, 2010

cracker shack

a house or apartment full of white people

hey!,its a cracker shack

by tatersalad August 6, 2003

graham cracker

A black person that acts white

It may be brown, but it's still a cracker

"Look at that black boy in the mosh pit...what a graham cracker"

by Brianne1979 January 4, 2006

Cracker Candidate

Someone who can eat crackers in your bed anytime.

Mariska Hargitay has always been a cracker candidate.

by Gneissguy July 11, 2009

Cracker Fashion

When a white girl dresses like a hoochie and thinks it's high fashion.

She's sporting her cracker fashion today with that crop top and those leather pants.

by Dirt Brownie July 20, 2016