Comic Gold

quote unquote "That was rude... Very rude" pretty much the funniest thing ever spoken

Ugly person: That was rude... Very rude.

Everyone else: lololololol COMIC GOLD

by broseph of nazarath April 2, 2013

comic strip-mining

Exhaustive, erosive excavation of a joke.

"get it?! get it?!"
"oh yeah...you can stop comic strip-mining that joke"

by blatherskyte November 7, 2013

Lords of Colic

Former name of organization now know as the Suburban Mercenaries.

The Lords of Colic changed their name to the Suburban Mercenaries.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

rage comic

Comics very popular on Tumblr, featuring faces and words that react to everyday occurrences.

I love reading rage comics!

by ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu November 14, 2011

Cowiche

A town with a population of just over a thousand. This town is littered with more Mexicans than most can handle. If you want a good sight-seeing place, look elsewhere. All you'll find here are orchards, cows, and immigrants who don't speak much English.

Her: What do you want to do today?

Him: Well.. what can we do in Cowiche?

Her: Hm.. good point. Do you want to go creep on the Mexicans?

Him: ...

by meesealert March 22, 2011

colice

another word for ass, booty, butt, rear end, hiney, tush

She was shaking her colice all over the place.
Damn! Did you see the size of her colice?

by easybakeovn February 3, 2004

comic books

Soap operas for guys.

Usually includes overly-busty women, placed in roles under super-powered roid-raging men with deep voices and capes.

Usually includes one or more love interest.

Just like soap operas, every single noun in the book counts as a 'device plot', including the characters, the love interests, and all other types of personalities.

All writers and artists in major comic books can be accurately referred to as 'boner-inducers', since 99% of what they do with the female characters is designed to get readers hard. Whether it's having ultra-revealing or skin-tight clothing on the women, or making two women kiss during the comic, you can count on them breaking the 'continuity' of the whole thing just to get guys hard.

One of the earliest examples of domestic porn.

Women have soap opera, men have comic books.

by Here's a Guy! January 10, 2010