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A town with a population of just over a thousand. This town is littered with more Mexicans than most can handle. If you want a good sight-seeing place, look elsewhere. All you'll find here are orchards, cows, and immigrants who don't speak much English.
Her: What do you want to do today?

Him: Well.. what can we do in Cowiche?

Her: Hm.. good point. Do you want to go creep on the Mexicans?

Him: ...
Cowiche by meesealert March 22, 2011

Cowichan Bay

The most B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L place in the world: A pacific ocean Fisherman's Bay, surrounded by fertile farm land, nestled in the heart of Vancouver Island.
Cowichan Bay-There's no place like home
Cowichan Bay by maggera March 5, 2009

Cowchewer 

A cow chewer can be anyone but the most frequent ones are people who haven't grown up and still talk about kid stuff \and are kind of childish they are nice but then can be really bothering. a cow chewer is most know as someone who talks peoples ears of.

No Shame To Cow chewers it can be a offensive term to people who are ashamed of it.

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jk don't take this personal its a joke
"HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU ARE BORN ALIENS COME AND THEN THEY YEAH THEY SO YEAH I THINK THAT OH WAIT YEAH I LIKE THAT YEAH OMG YEAH SO THE TEACHER IS DOING THAT" thats what a cowchewer is
Cowchewer by The Truth of lies August 9, 2023

Lake Cowichan

The small community on Vancouver Island, which Victorian residents frequently visit to stock up on large quantaties of weed and or oil/hash.
A generally shitty town that offers no attractions save for a lake and various cracked up teens, can have it's history traced back to a small logging community first developed in the early 1900's. The business has died, but the people still live there clinging onto misery.
"Dude let's roll over to lake cowichan and get us some 'crunk-shit'!"
"Fo' sho', got to represent the 749."
Lake Cowichan by pieceofshit July 28, 2006

Lake Cowichan

The small community on Vancouver Island, which Victorian residents frequently visit to stock up on large quantaties of weed and or oil/hash.
A generally shitty town that offers no attractions save for a lake and various cracked up teens, can have it's history traced back to a small logging community first developed in the early 1900's. The business has died, but the people still live there clinging onto misery.
"Dude let's roll over to lake cowichan and get us some 'crunk-shit'!"
"Fo' sho', got to represent the 749."
Lake Cowichan by pieceofshit July 29, 2006

Cowichan Cows 

Girls on the Cowichan Rugby team, Vancouver Island, Canada. They're ridiculously huge.
"We lost by 5 trys to those Cowichan Cows."

"Those Cowichan Cows were definetly raised on farms!"
Cowichan Cows by Clare Louise! October 16, 2008

cowchewer 

A person who never leaves you alone and follows you everywhere you go and when you talk behind his back he goes and tells the teacher on you
The cowchewer kept following us around the hallway
cowchewer by Cowchewer life September 12, 2022
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