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COVID Beard

An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.
Did you guys see Garrett yesterday on that zoom chat? His COVID beard was repulsive.
by DRJAY April 23, 2020
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covid date

A date that consists of consistent mask wearing and proper social distancing while genuinely getting to know your date.
I went out on a Covid date with Sheila and we really got to know each other.
by Sir Eddy Cook January 17, 2021
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COVID cheerleader

(noun) - A person who cheers on the coronavirus and hopes for as many dead people as possible. This became an unlikely entity to cheer for however everyone likes a winner 😉 and the ability to turn pain into political issues. While this may at 1st make a person appear to be callous or cold, it underscores a person's exacting standards regarding winning. #winning

Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.
You know, I've kind of become COVID cheerleader now that it looks like its gonna be here for a while.
by $lapaho March 3, 2021
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Chronic Coviditis

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.
“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”
by Mykenzieisgay January 4, 2022
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COVID balls

When your scrotum has become so loose from constantly wearing sweatpants without underwear that lifelong wearers of briefs can now only wear boxers. Caused by the major lifestyle changes from the pandemic.
Example 1:
Becky: Why is your trashcan filled with underwear?
Adam: Pandemic's given me major COVID balls, they hang so low now that I had to replace my briefs with boxers.
Becky: Send pic

Example 2:
Doc: And cough
John: Cough cough
Doc: Hanging pretty loose huh? Recent change?
John: Yep, can't even wear briefs anymore
Doc: Must be COVID balls, my wife's got the COVID tits
John: Is there a cream for that?
by maxinsight19 May 12, 2021
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Covid Spelunker

Covid Spelunker

A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.

The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
mugGet the Covid Spelunkermug.

covid cluster

A plan that turns into a complete hot mess & confusing situation due to guidelines and rules because of Coronavirus or Covid-19.
I just wanted to throw Debbie a nice surprise birthday party, but we’re only allowed 10 people, we have stay six feet apart and we have to wear masks! It’s a complete covid cluster!
by Tluv777 August 31, 2020
mugGet the covid clustermug.

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