courtney

A golfing term, where a potentially high scoring round falls to pieces at the back 9.

He had a 4 shot lead then suffered a courtney

by LDUK April 13, 2008

courtney

A big headed, she-male who loves attention and making other peoples lives hell. She also likes to joke about being pregnant and having abusive parents. Often adopted.

"oh look there's mowgli, oh wait that's just Courtney!"

by 209375902 February 2, 2017

courtney

A very immature bitch who is only concerned with her own life and how 'miserable' it is, even though she has it better than most. She also loves any attention she can get.

1. Streetname for a common whore.

2. Codename for a girl with cottage cheese thighs, and extremely large nipples (pepperonis) on extremely small breasts.

3. Often two-faced and completely nasty.

4. Loves fat dudes.

A:"Did you see that girl's thighs?"

S: "Yeah, shes got some nasty courtneys"

A: "Are those pepperonis on her chest???"

S: "No, those are just her courtneys.."

by ohhhsnap3 November 30, 2011

CourtneyS

Courtney Can be annoying sometimes if she leaves you when your eating or has a load of friends who are younger than you but can be alright if u have gossip cause that's what she likes to talk about, she is useless at dancing but that doesn't stop her from thinking she can and in some weird world she could be a bit pretty

She's a CourtneyS because she can't dance and hangs around with younger kids

by Da best person evah June 16, 2017

courtney

‘Courtney’ is a synonym for immature, heartless, compassionless, cold-hearted and inconsiderate.
Also used to describe someone who is very stupid and not very intelligent.

“oh, she broke your heart and continues to mess up your life and treat you like crap?”

“yeah”
“oh my god, you’ve got a real Courtney on your hands”

by dannydevitobitch April 16, 2019

Courtneyed

The act of sleeping with a football team, most of your family members and is jealous of latinas with big booties.

Derived from the house of Thomson from the land of serpents in the Middle East.

Can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective.

-Bro did you hear about that one girl that Courtneyed John and Tony?
-Nah bro I heard about that one girl and a football team
-It's the same girl brooooo!!!

by Therealboywonder September 24, 2016

courtney

used as a verb, the act of being completely useless and void of intelligence

I was a total courtney after drinking those shots of tequila last night

by tostitos January 1, 2015