corporate pole smoker

Sucking up to management to get ahead in the corporate world.

Did you see Bob in that meeting?! What a corporate pole smoker.

by newslacker May 8, 2007

Corporate science

See bullshit. It's made-up nonsense, concocted by so-called "scientists", and "experts", whose job is to make excuses, and make justifications, for the environmental disasters caused by industry.

According to corporate science, global warming is just an invention of the liberal media!

by Omega Death June 27, 2005

Spaghetti Cormorant

One of the "naughty" words you can't use in Harmonix's Rock Band Network

"What is a...'Spaghetti Cormorant?'"
"I don't know, but you can't use it, apparently."

by Ah, probably some guy January 21, 2010

Concordia High School

A school overflowing with gayness, a bunch of white-ass wangsters, 5 1/2 black people, and the jew from the zios commercials and way too many mid-size trucks. And retarded wrestling matches that pass as fights. u might as well go to Creighton prep.

Bro: Concordia high school is awesome
other bro: no its not its gay
Bro: ya i now im jkin fds smb

by Mr. Korte December 7, 2010

Shelby Corcoran

A character on Glee, namely the biological mother of Rachel Berry. Ex-coach of power team Vocal Adrenaline, and had a short fling with main character Will Schuester. She eventually takes charge of a new glee club at McKinley High. She is portrayed by Idina Menzel and has a complex personality.

Shelby Corcoran is one of my favourite characters on Glee because she is portrayed very well.

by gleefulwickedness November 2, 2011

corporate jujitsu

When a company uses the tactics of its critics or competitors against them, in order to neutralize these opponents or to promote its own products or brand.

AT&T might shy away from a Friends & Family lookalike anyway. Why? Because it holds 62% of the residential market, and those customers are calling other AT&T customers about 62% of the time. Discounting those calls would mean a huge revenue hit. MCI, with its smaller residential share, can discount calls to other MCI customers without suffering such a big penalty. "This is what we call corporate jujitsu," says MCI's Price. "You look for your opponent's weakness and home in on it." Friends & Family may be earning MCI a black belt in marketing. -- Business Week, 1992.03.23.

by jaysonfire July 1, 2009

Corporate Funky

A guideline for situational dress appropriateness, such as formal, semi-formal, or business casual. Corporate Funky is typically a combination of stylish, yet slightly edgy dress in a business situation, combined with scruffy facial hair.

"Gabe looks amazing in that bespoke suit with no tie. And not shaving for this dinner with the CEO is real edgy. He is soooo corporate funky"

by plenerg May 18, 2012