ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.

"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"

by kameren January 12, 2009

5th Point of Contact

U.S. Military slang for asshole.

Private, remove your head from your 5th point of contact!

by Jody Williams April 1, 2007

Full Contact Basket Weaving

Code for cunnilingus. originated in the mid-atlantic states. mostly used by suburban white males of high school age.

I had a session of 'full contact basket weaving' with Sarah last night. I won!

by test4el July 9, 2009

wet before contact

The act of precuming before a sexual act. Also shortened to wbc.

I visited a strip club with some friends at the weekend, but I was wet before contact.

by Smokey McPot. December 15, 2008

Conjucted

The gathering of some sort of material that is harmful to surrounding eco-systems.

The tributary of the two rivers were conjucted with extreme siltation. conjunctivitis

by Chris Cedarholm December 12, 2010

the conductor

When a female of questionable reputation has enough space in her vagina to accommodate an entire fist, one then punches the first straight into the vagina whilst shouting "Choo Choo " or making noises resembling a locomotive.

That chick from the bar had enough room in her vag for a locomotive to do donuts, so I pulled the conductor off.

by rwcraiden October 27, 2015

contactscaping

Contactscaping is the chore of pruning your contact list.

Crap, I can't add you to my contacts list until I do some contactscaping, it is totally full.

by CyAdora July 13, 2011