thats how I role crazy and out of control 

To make it seem like you are crazier then you really are.

that was dumb adam, yea thats how I role crazy and out of control.

thats how I role crazy and out of control by adamblumenthal August 20, 2008

mind control 

The minipulation of a subject's mind which causes the subject to perform a task when the set condition is triggered. This can be open to awareness or not by the subject. The minipulator is a malicious person/group using the media, sounds, etc. as a medium for such minipulations.

The government, Illuminati, the media... your mom, etc.

mind control by AstralBlaze2012 August 24, 2003

Star Control II

The most leet game ever. It is now open source. Has the chmmr in it. And the Zoq-Fot-Pik. And the Shofixti. And Frungy.

When playing Star Control II, one curses at Ur-Quan.

Star Control II by Critta C January 5, 2008

Parental Control 

Possibly the worst so called "reality" show that has ever been made. It is a show on MTV which shows a girl and her overprotective parents who hate her asshole boyfriend. The mom and dad each pick another boy for her to go on a date with and at the the end the girl has to choose who she will date: her current boyfriend or one of the new guys. This show is literally terrible and every episode is exactly the same. The acting is AWFUL and the show is supposed to be portrayed as real. I recommend that you watch this show at least once, and even though it is God awful, you will probably be hooked. It's so bad it's good.

Person 1 "yo did you see the new show parental control?"
person 2 "yeah it made me hate the human race but i watched it for 6 hours"

Parental Control by jenkoo98 June 13, 2013

Birth Control Glasses 

Optical wear that virtually guaranties that NOBODY will ever f*ck you.

Ouch! Check out the bitch in the BCs!!!

Birth Control Glasses by Davy March 21, 2004

Birth Control 

What humans are reluctant to do since sex is a fun activity.

The Catholic church states that birth control is evil, even if the parents can't afford to raise even one child.

Birth Control by AYB May 7, 2003

Birth Control Patrol 

Making sure your girlfriend takes her birth control because you didn't pull out fast enough or never pull out.

"Dude I was so in the moment that I didn't pull out, I'm going to be on birth control patrol until her next period for sure!"

Birth Control Patrol by Don Juan the Third3 October 19, 2009