dashboard confessional

I have yet to hear one of their songs, but I know that they, like the Foo Fighters and Incubus, help a lot of guys get laid.

I can't stand emo bands, but if I play a Dashboard Confessional song on an acoustic guitar while pretending to look sensitive, I can get ass and brag about it to my friends the next morning. Yeah!!!

by Anonymous August 22, 2004

dashboard confessional

The greatest band ever formed
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dashboard confessional is awesome like cheese pie ;)

by cheesemepie April 22, 2006

Dashboard Confessional

Man, why are people hating Dashboard. :| I'll backhand you all. I mean I am in love with them, but i listen to other stuff, too.

"... though the sparkle is gone your smile is in place so that everyone watching will see..."

by eMiLy <3 May 19, 2004

Nasal Congestion

The worst possible condition ever. You can't sleep, you are forced to breathe through your mouth, And nothing you see on videos work, you have to deal with this utter hell for who knows how long. You think "Oh! I can just use a nasal spray, right?" WRONG! You can get addicted to it. So you have to let it pass. BULLSHIT.

Guy #1: Hello! Why are you doing weird things to your face?

Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.

by Wizeguy400 March 16, 2019

butt connection

The place where the butt connects to the thighs

That skirt is way too short, you can see her butt connection

by Shannon Murphy December 23, 2007

Russia Connection

Phrase used by Leftist journalists to invoke Red Scare-esque fear into the populace. It can mean anything from your favorite salad dressing, Russian dressing, or your great-uncle, Yuri, to a buddy from your study abroad program who lives in Russia.

The President of the United States and his cabinet have many Russia connections including that one Russian Scientist who gave a presentation on global warming.

by Chris Pratt's Husband November 2, 2017

making the connection

V: To perform sexual intercourse

Last night Jenny's mom walked in on her and Bill making the connection.

by Old Gregory May 4, 2008