Smell Contraption

Synonym for incense.

I just bought a new smell contraption from the smell contraption store!

by GreetingsCultist July 23, 2024

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The Mysterious Contraption

Bong. Device with which to smoke cannabis.

Bro bring "The Mysterious Contraption". I just got some awesome kush.

by Blazer_bob_marley420 October 14, 2011

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German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.

Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions

by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

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The 1962 Van Euhton contraption is torture bed layout with poisoned spikes and small footrest with hot coal under it. The fist level of torture for this is putting a chocker made of small bits of lead in the person's mouth. The second is inserting a small slit in the stomach and sticking a queen bee and we're the other bee's from the said queens Hive will go inside. The third is using a torch and lighting the eyes on fire. Then the person will die painfully and slowly

"Hey Jim how long have you put Richard on the 1962 Van Euhton contraption?"

by Grugmoment1999 January 16, 2020

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nut-butt contraption

a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.

Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."

by the all-knowing boof May 24, 2023

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