coffin bopper

A 13 year old try-hard goth mostly found in malls and wearing way too much black

Milly is such a coffin bopper

by Grassy J. Hammond April 17, 2007

Coffin Joe

The drummer in British Garage-Rock band, The Horrors. He also happens to be very beautiful.

Wow! There's Coffin Joe, from The Horrors!

by Rexyy November 5, 2008

coffin dodger

an old person, probably about to die very soon...

"Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

confident turtle

A confident turtle is the action how kids with down syndrome talks to another person by looking up, usually directed an adult or someone taller.

Hey that kid gave me a confident turtle and I was like "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?"

by Frexk December 3, 2015

Dick Confidence

1.A feeling of self-assurance in one's manhood be it size, shape, etc.
2.Knowing one has the ability to satisfy their partners sexual needs above and beyond any other sexual partner; that the individual may or may not have had yet.
3.Knowing you can use your tool to its maximum potential

My dick confidence is all I need to keep my bitch in line.

by SAFFARI February 27, 2009

wake up and smell the coffin

An admonition to get an idea of the dire hopelessness of the situation.

Your girlfriend told the cops about your heroin stash so wake up and smell the coffin.

by keith hubbell November 6, 2006

confirmness

when you say something right and someone confirms it

"i dont need your confirmness"

by grdtrfgaeryger November 15, 2018