a phrase for which someone has reached the lowest level of intelligence, reserved for true retards who probably don't know how to wipe their own asses.
1."Jesus Marco, why did you crack my pencil in half? Youre SUCH a comfort wipe"
2."Comfort wipe, my ASS!"
3."Jesus Christ Susanna why'd you key your own car?" "I thought someone stole my parking space!" " Susanna your such a fucking comfort wipe. "
2."Comfort wipe, my ASS!"
3."Jesus Christ Susanna why'd you key your own car?" "I thought someone stole my parking space!" " Susanna your such a fucking comfort wipe. "
by KaiLilly September 2, 2009
Get the comfort wipe mug.1. female variant of a Japanese-owned sex slave.
2. a female Weeaboo or a slut that's into Japanese animated porn.
2. a female Weeaboo or a slut that's into Japanese animated porn.
1. "Grandma, what's a Comfort woman," questioned the little girl. "No dear, that's a bad word used by evil men," responded the old ex-Comfort Woman who was forced into sexual slavery during WWII.
2. God that bitch, put name here, keeps posting those inappropriate and disgusting drawings of hers. She's such a Comfort Woman to those disgusting perverts.
2. God that bitch, put name here, keeps posting those inappropriate and disgusting drawings of hers. She's such a Comfort Woman to those disgusting perverts.
by Utosaver October 17, 2017
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A person who frequently and unnecessarily purchases a new comforter even though the one they have is perfectly fine.
CW: "hey look at my new comforter! it's so soft and pretty"
Friend: "that's the third comforter you've bought this month you comforter whore!"
Friend: "that's the third comforter you've bought this month you comforter whore!"
by tsizzley December 29, 2010
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2. a guy who dates complete whores
3. a guy who sets not standard on who he dates
2. a guy who dates complete whores
3. a guy who sets not standard on who he dates
by kita x3 December 30, 2008
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Get the comfortfull mug.A group of people joining together during a struggling time, often to serve a purpose which is usually pointless to most blind mice.
group 1: We cant cook our own dinner because I cant find my stereo! help?!
group 2: Don't worry! Come over here for a comfort party and eat with us, We'll take care of it!
group 2: Don't worry! Come over here for a comfort party and eat with us, We'll take care of it!
by thomas pickleman April 28, 2014
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